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Ugh why the fuck am I so bored   
08:57pm 08/01/2008
  I'm probably in the sky swimmin' with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin' with the pigeons
See, my world is different, like Dwayne Wade
And if you want trouble, bitch, I want the same thang

Don't miss, you fuckin' with the hitman
Kidnap a nigga make him feel like a kid again

Grandaddy Purp or Bubba Kush crush ya
Explode in a bitch mouth like a Gusher

I'm lookin' in the mirror and I see a dollar sign
I had a CAT Scan and I have money on my mind



I know Lil Wayne sucks in most traditional ways, but he is just so goddamn satisfying.		  
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Raekwon the Chef   
08:52pm 17/10/2007
 

Honestly, I feel like everyone should see this picture.		  
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09:25pm 16/03/2007
  Not that I expect anyone to do this, but I'm bored and sick.

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1. Say a word for Jimmy Brown
2. I was standin' in the shower thinkin'
3. Something filled up
3. Stranded on death row, so duck when I swing my shit
4. I've got a number on me, I've got a number
5. I'm a legionnaire
6. The custom concern of the people is
7. Don't wanna give, don't wanna steer
8. We don't have to worry, life goes where it does
9. Music from Jamaica, all the love that I've found
10. Hips like Cinderalla
11. She takes her time when it's time to get ready
12. Blame it on the red hand's weight
13. It's barely yours on loan
14. This plane is definitely crashing
15. Oh, where are you goin', for ther 250th time
16. This ain't the down, it's the upbeat
17. In a land made of string, where the hills are balls of twine
18. Gemstones cracking cuz we're just too strong
19. The world is a vampire
20. There's nothing to see here, people, just move along
21. Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke
22. Her head is in a bitter way
23. Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's my neighbor
24. I got a machine, and I took over the world
25. Go on and close the curtains, cuz all we need is candle light
26. In my country there is problem, and that problem is transport
27. If you wanna live, treat me good
28. Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
29. I saw her, yeah I saw her with her black tongue tied
30. I took her out, it was a Friday night		  
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10:30pm 08/02/2007
  Oh my god. 300 was fucking incredible.  
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11:06am 15/01/2007
  I need to stop blowing my Panera bucks on Pinkberry  
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One less Gerald Ford in the world   
06:46am 27/12/2006
 
mood: lethargic
music: Zealots - The Fugees
1913-2006

Gerald Ford: God bless him, he tried.




He may have been woefully underqualified, Nixon's right hand man in the immediate aftermath of Watergate, and a sub-par president, regardless, he will be missed.

But what about all the good things about Gerald Ford? He saw the end of Vietnam, he had to be a Republican president in the worst climate for Republicans ever, he was probably the most athletic person to have ever served as president, he was an adoptee whose birth name was Leslie King Jr, he was an Eagle Scout, a Yale graduate, and a WWII veteran. Thanks, Gerald Ford, for being president.		  
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01:15am 10/12/2006
  I hate working on weekends. Though Panera has some damn good iced green tea. Although it tastes like sweet, green Gatorade. IF there was green Gatorade.  
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Make that 2008!   
09:30pm 10/11/2006
 

...or someone that isn't a conservative. Please. I'm not asking for liberal, but, please, no staunch conservatives.

And not Bill Frist especially. That guy's like a Bush fucking clone. I don't want to sound like some "Bush is evil lol" stupid teen, but I reserve the right to let off a little steam in anticipation of the 2008 election, which is going to be loco.

And, please, no Hillary or Rudy. Just my man Wesley Clark vs. someone else. Come to think of it, there really are not many good candidates. I guess I'd vote for McCain in a general election, but he'd have to get his shit together and stop pretending to be Republican. He's seriously Republican in name only.


Gah I ust realized this entry makes NO SENSE, but forgive me, I have a lot on my mind.		  
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05:05pm 04/11/2006
  In terms of hilarity, Borat is on par with Jackass 2. Incredible movie.  
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03:21am 16/10/2006
 


Wooow never seen that one before		  
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I like this one   
04:53pm 09/10/2006
  This is such an unusual survey, so I guess it's better than Spanish homework (and, no , I'm not gonna use a cut you pussies)

72 questions.

[1] What is your middle name?
Chapman. It's my great grandma's maiden name. I think it's gay, too.

[2] What color is your mailbox?
Silver

[3] Are you single?
Yes

[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
No

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Depends on which wayyou're coming from, but if you're coming from Ventura then, yes, you do need to.

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?
Sundayz

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
Me or my mom

[8] Do you have a small driveway?
We share a huge one with our neighbor, but I guess our side it pretty normal.

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you
Nah

[10] What do you do first in the morning?
Bitch

[11] What brand is your printer?
Hp

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?
No?

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Curly/wavy I guess. It's changed.

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs. Armbruster

[16] Are you taller than your mother?
Yes

[17] Do you have a favorite word?
Undulate. Cacharro.

[18] Are you God?
I refuse to answer this

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
I wouldn't know

[20.] Do you have a deep dark secret?
I have a few.

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Blue or black does the trick

[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
I stubbed my toe. So, yes, my toe hurts.

[24] Do you often cry during a movie?
No

[25] Do you hate your life?
Probably not

[26] Do you get mad easily?
Sometimes

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who can't admit they're wrong

[29] What is your away message?
I have like 5

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
No suh

[32] Who should pay on the first date?
Depends on the flow of things

[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Whoever will date me

[34] Do you have any friends?
Yeah man

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
My friends are assholes

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Giant Orange

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
Yes

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
Not really

[40] Do you itch your ears?
Yes, dumbass

[42] What brand of pants/jeans are you wearing?
Jeans are pants. But, to answer, O'Neill.

[43] How tall are you?
Even 6

[44] What is the closest green object?
My shirt

[45] What is on your feet?
Nothing

[46] Do you like watermelon?
Not really

[48] Do you want to have kids?
One day, sure.

[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing?
Orange lettering on my shirt

[50] Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have gotten to know?
Holy shit Soraya

[52] Whats your mothers middle name?
Mary

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw?
Freddy Got Fingered. Interestingly enough, I laughed my ass off.

[55] Do you like your dad?
Sure

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show. Many.

[57] Are you wearing makeup?
No

[58] Do you have a tattoo?
Some day

[61.] Do you know how to draw?
Yes

[63] Who is your hero?
I have a lot

[64] Who did you last IM?
Mason

[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
For school, yes.

[66] What do you do when you are stressed out?
Listen to songs

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
SOme guy from Barstow with a wrong number

[68] Is there anything you regret?
Yes?

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
Germany, England, Ireland, Czech Republic

[70] Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Rats

[71] What was the last thing you did for fun?
Made jokes during Film/Video

[72] Last time you cried?
Dunnnnno		  
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08:25pm 24/09/2006
 


Jackass Number Two was the best thing I've ever seen. I'm gonna say it is now somewhere in my top 10. That good.		  
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01:37am 03/09/2006
  Tonight I did something much cooler than any of you douchebags: I watched the Nigerian Nighmare Samuel Peter beat James Toney for the privelege of fighting Oleg Maskaev in the world heavyweight championship AND Robert "The Ghost" Guerrero beat Eric "Mighty Mouse" Aiken to become the World Featherweight Champion. I was fucking there, in the Staples Center. I had awesome seats! I saw Pete Rose, Karee Abdul-Jabar, Flava Flav, Tyrese, and fucking Don King (who actually brushed my shoulder) there. I got to MEET the former heavyweight champion of the world (Vitali Klitschko, who was fucking like 7"2') and shake his massive hand. Dude, that was an awesome night. Be jealous lol lol lolZ

  
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Obligatory Snakes on a Plane post   
10:18pm 21/08/2006
 

Aaaaahh!!!		  
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03:31pm 01/08/2006
   
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I kinda hate updating   
10:22pm 27/06/2006
  http://zaza.ytmnd.com/  
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09:47pm 14/06/2006
  How do the Dodgers suck so bad? If we keep playing like this (shit) there is no way we're gonna make the postseason, let alone finish .500  
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10:25pm 08/06/2006
  I found this interesting article entitled "In Defense of Albert Belle" and I thought it was a pretty good and relatively informative read. Anyway, the URL is http://www.ericenders.com/albertbelle.htm and the author does raise a few good points. A worthwhile read.  
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Damn Insider   
10:04pm 03/06/2006
  Does anyone here have ESPN Insider and would like to share the article on HBP's, it sounds like an interesting read, and it would be pretty tight if someone would share it. Thanks.  
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10:20pm 27/05/2006
 

And just who is this happy-go-lucky clown? That's right: John Wayne fuckin' Gacy.		  
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